The lookout in the crow's nest up on the mast of a pirate ship called out that she'd spied a warship on the horizon, heading that way.
Captain said, "Bring me my red shirt ! (That way, if wounded it wouldn't show and the crew wouldn't be discouraged. (Nor would marinara sauce show, by the way.) )
After a bit, the lookout called out that there were now 12 warships on the horizon.
Said the captain, " Look sprightly and bring me brown pants !"
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